I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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