I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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