He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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