Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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