There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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