all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Drake has all the answers
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
