walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Im part way to drunk.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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