'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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