Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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