So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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