was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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