okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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