My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
wow bdsm is so cute
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