Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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