Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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