but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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