is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
