if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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