It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i dont even know how to be here
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I would fuck him just for his dog
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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