don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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