Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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