whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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