He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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