people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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