Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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