shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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