And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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