bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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