i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Randomize
