okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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