okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I had to cum in my sink.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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