Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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