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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.

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• (845): View more from New York

  our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.

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• (818): View more from California

  The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??

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