Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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