No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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