yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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