dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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