Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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