What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
