Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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