wat bout pragnant strippers??
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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