Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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