no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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