i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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