Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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