Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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