Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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