Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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