batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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