Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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