My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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