Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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