How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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