I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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